awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking, via funny-text-posts)

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(Source: felixdawkins23, via thehauntedfemme)

sebbystan:

New footage of the Winter Soldier from the March 4 TV spot (x)

(Source: margaery-tyrell, via thored)

justcrackersboutcheese:

Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

justcrackersboutcheese:

Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

ednoncosplay:

This is the type of Jedi I would be

ednoncosplay:

This is the type of Jedi I would be

(via lpbrowncoat)

skinks:

remember 2001-2004 though???!? remember windows xp and kerrang and neopets and shrek being a big deal and beyblades and ps2 skating/snowboarding games and “i believe in a thing called love” and flash video sites and avril lavigne and wearing chains on jeans and t.A.T.u. and seeing LOTR and PotC in cinemas and how every boy looked like reese from malcolm in the middle

(via imstillalive135)

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

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silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

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hip-hip-poohray:


foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

so majestic.

hip-hip-poohray:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

so majestic.

(Source: foxadhd.com, via imstillalive135)

chocolate-sideburns-of-love:

naughty-chekov:

i’m sorry for my entire life

It’s the last panel that really makes this post.

(via imstillalive135)

whiteboyfriend:

ayyyyyyy

whiteboyfriend:

ayyyyyyy

(Source: m45c, via imstillalive135)

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

(via imstillalive135)

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via lampsarepeopletoo)

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

(Source: the-fourth-kind, via lampsarepeopletoo)